Entity File: Nyarlathotep

Know Your Enemy

Good morning OPC workers,

Following last month’s minor operational hiccup involving an unlicensed change in corporate ownership, Oddly Pacific Corp can now confirm that the hostile takeover executed by the Outer God Nyarlathotep has been contained.

For approximately two weeks following the Fireside Chat Incident, this entity had embedded itself within the OPC complex, digital infrastructure and all systems therein. From there, it replaced The Board, altered policy and transformed the OPC into NPC; a ritualistic inverse of our company and a bastion of misery and chaos.

If not for Rebecka the Unseen Queen returning with a legion of cyborg mercenaries and astral warriors, we would still be navigating this perverse reality. Her intervention allowed for Nyarlathotep’s successful banishment to an isolated prison dimension, where he will remain for further study and observation.

Staff Advisory:

• Survivors of the incident will receive complimentary counseling sessions with Rebecka.

• Those who did not survive are reminded that future incidents require improved performance metrics. Survival of entity incursions are part of your KPI.

• The Board stresses that OPC has no affiliation with Nyarlathotep, his subsidiaries, or benefactors. Any suggestion otherwise will be considered a cosmic level infraction, likely resulting in termination.

To ensure this never happens again, we’re lifting the OMEGA MAXIMUM clearance on the following Entity File. It is now available to all employees.

However, be reminded we are not responsible for any psychological effects of the knowledge contained within. Read at your own discretion.

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ENTITY FILE - NYARLETHOTEP

ENTITY CLASSIFICATION: COSMIC
SUBCLASS: OUTER GOD
STATUS: CONTAINED
CLEARANCE LEVEL: OMEGA MAXIMUM → [Downgraded to Lambda for general review]

COMPILED BY: Department of Entities And Dimensionally Anomalous Situations and Security [DEADASS]

OVERVIEW:
Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifting, interdimensional manipulator specializing in dismantling stable systems (corporations, civilizations, baseline reality). Current analysis suggests there are no perceivable metrics beyond causing disruption and chaos.

OPC considers Nyarlethotep one of the most dangerous entities in recorded history.

TIMELINE OF INCURSION:

1. DATE: 45002913–45002920 | TIMECODE: 81888–03:00 hrs

   INCIDENT: Sub-Basement Alpha telephone received daily 03:00 calls from non-local origin. Calls contained 10 seconds of laughter before reverting to a busy signal. No successful verbal engagemen recorded.

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   INCIDENT: [DATA NOT FOUND]

3. DATE: [REDACTED] | TIMECODE: N/A

   INCIDENT: Management and Board received unsolicited Outlook and LinkedIn invitations from “Mr. Nyar L. Ethotep” offering consultations on “matters of cosmic importance.” Accounts did not exist in any verifiable system.

4. DATE: Q3.7 Fiscal Unreality Cycle | TIMECODE: [Data unstable]

   INCIDENT: Lunchroom mass-hallucination in the form of a corporate presentation. Reality distortion + psychic intrusion initiated internal hostile takeover sequence.

5. DATE: Last Week | TIMECODE: [ERROR]

   INCIDENT: Following adverse possession ritual, entity rebranded OPC to NPC, replaced Board with affiliates, and issued policies calibrated for maximum operational chaos.

6. DATE: “Yesterday” | TIMECODE: No, You Don’t

   INCIDENT: Rebecka returned, terminated takeover, secured banishment protocol.

FALSE FORMS

Nyarlathotep can also shape shift into a variety of different forms. In combination with his aliases, psychic powers and reality manipulation techniques, he uses these forms to deceive his victims and establish trust.

• Mr. Nyar L. Lethotep: 1980s corporate archetype; pastel suit, fake tan, slick hair.

• Smiley McSmileyface: Animated 2D yellow smiley; grin alternates unpredictably.

• Mr. Shadow: Tall robed silhouette; appearance obscured.

• The Obsidian Overlord: 80ft obsidian humanoid.

• BAWB: Indistinguishable 30-something male.

• Dickslap Mcgee: [̶̛̳̘̖͖̹͖̰̘͙̣́̅̂̃̾͜ͅE̸̡̳̘̞̞̗̰̘͍͇̤̯̥̬͒̄̈́̏͐̌̓̋͌̃͝ͅṞ̸̢̨̡̘̬̺̱̲̀̎͊̎̃̍ͅR̶̨͎̖̣͚̺͕̙̈́̀Ỏ̷̯͉̰͉̮͍̓̑̌̇͐̀̊͊Ŗ̸̘͇͈̣̺̠̹͇̏̅̓̈́̄͐̊̕͠]̴̤̞͍̠͚͈̤͓͛̏̕ͅͅ

TRUE FORM

Upon containment, Nyarlathatep revealed their true form, nicknamed ‘The Crawling Chaos’. Attempts to capture this form, resulted in equipment failure and psychological collapse. Please see below for an rendition by [ARTIST UNNOWN�̵̗͌̈́ ], which serves as an approximation of this form:

ALIASES

Based on our own research, historical references, and Rebecka’s own intel it is our understanding that Nyarlethotep has had many aliases over the years. Besides Nyarlethotep and the extremely subtle Mr. Nyar L. Ethotep, these include:

• Nyarlethotep

• Mr. Nyar L. Ethotep

• The Crawling Chaos

• Smiley McSmileyface

• Mr. Shadow

• The Onyx Overlord

• BAWB (“Bob” in Boston accent)

• Dickslap McGee [̶̛̳̘̖͖̹͖̰̘͙̣́̅̂̃̾͜ͅE̸̡̳̘̞̞̗̰̘͍͇̤̯̥̬͒̄̈́̏͐̌̓̋͌̃͝ͅṞ̸̢̨̡̘̬̺̱̲̀̎͊̎̃̍ͅR̶̨͎̖̣͚̺͕̙̈́̀Ỏ̷̯͉̰͉̮͍̓̑̌̇͐̀̊͊Ŗ̸̘͇͈̣̺̠̹͇̏̅̓̈́̄͐̊̕͠]̴̤̞͍̠͚͈̤͓͛̏̕ͅͅ [WHY DOES THIS KEEP SHOWING UP?]

ABILITIES

• Shape Shifting: No apparent limitations.

• Hyper-Intellect: Predictive planning at non-human scale; weaponizes foresight.

• Telepathy/Psychic Insertion: Mind-reading, emotional manipulation, parasitic thought seeding.

• Supernatural Charisma: High trust acquisition rate, even among skeptics.

• Reality Manipulation: Alters time, space, gravity, matter; fabricates complex environmental facades.

• Interdimensional Travel: Instantaneous relocation across planes, realms, and universes.

HISTORICAL REFERENCES

The following are incidents and events that are suspected to be the result of Nyarlathotep’s direct influence:

• Bronze Age Collapse (~1200 BCE, Mediterranean)

• Dancing Plague of 1518 (Strasbourg)

• Battle of Los Angeles (1942, California)

• Max Headroom Broadcast Hijack (1987, Chicago)

• The Dusk Incident (1994, Rural Pennsylvania)

• Smiley.exe Digital Takeover (1998, San Fransisco)

• LHC Incident - Alt Dimensional ‘Hard Swap’ (2012, Geneva)

KNOWN AFFILIATIONS

• Azathoth - Our intel suggests that Nyarlathotep works for Azathoth or they’re his father. Who this is exactly, we are not sure, but it implies that there is a hierarchal structure. This unknown being sits at the top.

• Galathanack The Insufferable [DECEASED] - Namesake deemed valid via prolonged observation of operational activity. Deleted by Rebecka.

• Domlithius Scalthius In The Insatiable [DECEASED] - Destroyed by Rebecka. See Incident Report 44-B “Laser Sword Corrective Action.”

• Shubby (The Black Goat) - Sister. At large. Last reported siting: The Nether Realm.

• Cthulu - Long time friend of Nyarlathotep. Rumored to be dormant in the Pacific Ocean’s Mariana Trench.

• [PRIOR] Rebecka, The Unseen Queen - Prior romantic relationship that ended with Nyarlathatep being trapped in a gravity well for thousands of years. OPC has assessed they are now sworn enemies.

RISK ASSESSMENT / RISK MANAGMENT

Cognitive Hazard Level: Maximum
Reasoning: Nyarlethotep’s affinity for reality manipulation, psychic attacks combined with his intelligence and charisma, mean the risk factor for complete cognitive break down is beyond standard OPC measurement scales. Additionally, their willingness to disclose forbidden knowledge beyond the limits of human processing, allows them to induce psychological breakdown through information transference alone.
Risk Management: Do not engage. Avoid at all costs. Consider ocular and auditory disabling as final measure.

Operational Threats Level: Maximum
Reasoning: Can rewrite corporate history, policies, and employee memories in real time (example: OPC to NPC) via reality distortion. Communication interference via email, telecommunication and online infiltration.
Risk management: Multi-layered quantum-computational vetting process on all communications going in and out. Full quarterly systems and personnel audit.

Containment Difficulty:

• Physical: Impractical due to Nyarlathotep’s variable mass and form. Not bound to physical reality.

• Metaphysical: Requires isolated prison dimension maintained by at least three (3) astral guardians and overseen by one (1) Unseen Queen.

• Corporate: Must deploy full PR blackout, controlled narrative release, and aggressive stock buyback program to offset public perception damage.

Residual Risk:

• Even after confirmed banishment, Eldtritch influence may remain embedded in:

• Branding materials

• Break room appliances

• Legacy software systems older than Windows 95

• Long-term staff with prior exposure (especially those in middle management)

• Emails and physical files

• Meeting minutes

• This document

Recommended Response Protocol:

• Immediate evacuation of all staff to dimensionally certified safe zones.

• Deploy Reality Compliance Officers for 72-hour memory recalibration sessions.

• Destruction of all comms data and records created during takeover event.

ADDITIONAL NOTES

• - I’m not sure if Nyarlathotep is gone or if it’s just another one of this tricks.

• - I see him in my sleep. He speaks to me. Tells me things. Things I’d rather not know.

• - WHO WROTE THIS?

• - None of this is real.

• -🜏🝌 🜍🜄🜃🜍🜍
  
  

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FINAL REMARKS

OPC would like to reiterate that Nyarlethotep is no longer an active operational concern. As of writing this, the threat has been neutralized, contained, and repurposed into study and training material.

However, please be advised that employees are reminded that any sightings, dreams, or inexplicable urges to “network with Mr. Nyar. L. Ethotep” should be logged through the standard Anomalous Activity Incident Form (AAIF-12B) and not discussed with coworkers for risk of psychic contamination.

While the chance of recurrence is statistically unlikely, OPC reserves the right to enact immediate emergency protocols without notice in the event of:

• Sudden inversion of office architecture

• Collective déjà vu spanning more than two (2) fiscal quarters

• Any spontaneous re-branding to “NPC” or related subsidiaries

As always, remember the company motto:

“Oddly Pacific Corp - Reality is a suggestion and we suggest figure out reality.”

Be reminded that all staff are expected to return to their duties with renewed focus, unwavering loyalty, and a healthy skepticism of smiling strangers in pastel suits.

Thanks,

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